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SgtButts

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Eugene, OR
Job: Sergeant

@SgtButts

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6/4/08

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SgtButts

Save a tree: Don't Pinch!

Posted by SgtButts Apr. 22, 2009 @ 5:58 PM EDT

Help keep our planet beautiful!

Happy Earth Day!

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Sabotage knows what's up

Posted by SgtButts Jan. 29, 2009 @ 11:00 PM EST

Amen brother.

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I'm gonna send it to outa space

Posted by SgtButts Dec. 5, 2008 @ 4:54 AM EST

to find another race!

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POLITICAL ISSUES

Posted by SgtButts Sep. 15, 2008 @ 8:16 PM EDT

Sarah Palin is an butt. Discuss.

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Pork smelling urine

Posted by SgtButts Aug. 1, 2008 @ 9:21 PM EDT

Does your piss ever smell like a pig product? Mine does occasion. Just curious if I'm the only one. I can't be alone.

Also this is now a chain letter. If you do not send this news blog to 5 people in the next 20 minutes your dick will turn black and crumble off.

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You are an butt

Posted by SgtButts Jul. 29, 2008 @ 7:43 PM EDT

That's right, I said it.

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Fuck you Jack In The Box

Posted by SgtButts Jul. 22, 2008 @ 5:23 PM EDT

How dare you deny me of my Frank's Buffalo Dipping sauce? You will pay with your lives.

Someone ask for some if they ever go to a Jack in the Box, and see if they deny them, or if they were just being shitty bastards denying me of my buffalo goodness. They said they stopped serving it, but I think they were just being bitches.

I must know.

Go forth and demand your Frank's at once!

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Userpage Designed

Posted by SgtButts Jun. 9, 2008 @ 12:35 PM EDT

God I love this art. I know you all do, too, so go ahead and tell me all about how many times you beat off to it here.

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The butts has arrived on Newgrounds

Posted by SgtButts Jun. 4, 2008 @ 12:50 PM EDT

Now salute me, you slugs.

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